February 2011
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Feb 1st
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January 2011
19 posts
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I love how..
with that previous post I got more likes and reblogs on it than anything else, ever. Predictable as usual, Tumblr.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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So today...
I’m at work like: And this baby-faced youngin’ comes up in my line like: so I’m all: But he just keeps flirting with me like: So I just scan all his crap and get him on his way: So all is peaceful for a few more minutes AND THEN HE FRIGGIN’ COMES BACK IN MY LINE. WITH ONE GODDAMN CANDY BAR. And I’m like “Dude, how old are you? 18?” : Moral...
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Reblog if you were born on your birthday.
Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Have some Harry Potter, Tumblr
God knows you don’t have enough of it…
Jan 24th
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Jan 15th
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THE PUNS
Jan 14th
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WatchWatch
deadashistory: The voice cast of Spongebob redubs Casablanca, Singin’ in the Rain, and The Godfather. This is truly a work of art.
Jan 11th
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So I come back from the store today...
And my dad goes, “What did you buy?” And I say, “Some super-jumbo tampons for my heavy flow and wide-set vagina.” And he just looks at me like: And I’m all:
Jan 7th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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